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Letra 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'

[Intro]
Hello boys and girls,
today we are gunna talk about father and daughter relationships.
Do you have a daddy?
I ll bet you do, whos your daddy.

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?

Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!

Eminem: I m goin to hell! Who s comin with me???!?

Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad s gone crazy...

Verse 1
There s no mountain I can t climb,
there s no tower too high,
no plane that I can t learn how to fly
what do I gotta do to get through to you,
to show you there ain t nothin I can t take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls,
I cut em off, and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall
with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John s name on my drag wall,
I m out the closet, I ve been lyin my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off (Suck it, Marshall).
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
before I push this muthafuckin button and blast off
and launch one at these Russians and that s all
blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off.
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell em baby,( My Dad s Lost It!!)

Chorus
There s really nothin else to say, I... I can t explain it
I think my dad s gone crazy
A little help from Hailie Jade, won t you tell em baby
I think my dad s gone crazy
There s nothin you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad s gone crazy
There s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
I think my dad s gone crazy

Verse 2
It s like my mother always told me,
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and
goddammit you little muthafucker
if you ain t got nuthin nice to say then don t say nuthin
…..uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin dick,
chew on a prick and lick
a million muthafuckin cocks per second,
I d rather put out a muthafuckin gospel record
I d rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat pussy,
and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose
then quit bringin my flows
quit givin me my ammo.
Can t you see why I m so mean?
If y all leave me alone this wouldn t be my M.O.
I wouldn t have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo,
catch a homo by his toe,
man I don t know no more
am I the only fuckin one who s normal any more?
Dad...

Chorus

Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,
can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
see what you re seein is a genius at work,
which to me isn t work, so it s easy to misinterpret it at first
cus when I speak, it s tongue-in-cheek,
I d yank my fuckin teeth before I d ever bite my tongue
I d slice my gums,
get struck by fuckin lightning twice at once
and die and come back as Vanilla Ice s son
and walk around the rest of my life spit on,
and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as Bump and Grind comes on.
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade,
standin on Ronnie s grave, screamin at the sky,
till clouds gather, it s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
and that s pretty much the gist of it,
the parents are pissed but the kids love it.
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don t blame you, I wouldn t let Hailie listen to me neither...

Chorus

Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You re Funny Daddy!