Eminem - My mom
Fecha de Publicación: Hace 1 decadas
Artísta: Eminem
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Letra 'My mom'
Yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay! Alright!
Yo, Yo.
Yo! Yo!
I m a lay the chorus first
Here we go now!
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I am like I am cause I m like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I m on what I m on cause I m my mom.
"My mom, my mom" --I know you re probably
tired of hearing bout my mom oh-ho whoa-oh,
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
the water that I drank, fuckin peas on my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
so everyday I d have at least three stomach aches.
Now tell me what kinda mother would wanna see her
son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever?
My teacher didn t think I was gonna be nothin , either:
"What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin ether.
Either that or the motherfuckers been puffin reefer."
But all of this huffin and puffin wasn t what it was, either.
It was neither. I was buzzin , but it wasn t what she thought.
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain t my keeper. I m sleepin;
What the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for?
Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone;I ain t playing.
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I am like I am cause I m like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I m on what I m on cause I m my mom.
Wait a minute! This ain t dinner, this is paint thinner!
"You ate it yesterday;I ain t hear no complaints, did I?"
"Now here s a plate full of pain killers.
Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
Ya little motherfucker i ll make ya sit there and make
that retarded fuckin face without even tastin it!"
"You better lick the fuckin , plate;you ain t wastin it.
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
And I ain t givin in. You re gonna just sit there in one fuckin place finnickin
till next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain t finished it,
I ll use the same shit again, then when I make spinach dip, it ll be placed in the shit!
You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
Child support? Your father, he ain t sent the shit!
and so what if he did? It s none of your dang business, kid!"
My mom, there s no one else quite like my mom.
I know I should let bygones be bygones,
but she s the reason why I am high on what I m high on
becuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I am like I am cause I m like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I m on what I m on cause I m my mom.
My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.
I am what I am, but I m strong to the finish wit me Valium spinach.
But my bars only last about two minutes!
But I don t want to swallow it without chewin it.
I can t even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.
naw, fuck that, I can t have it happen to me!" but that s actually
what has ended up happenin in a tragedy fuckin past end it up catchin me
And that s probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain t it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Ma! Beautiful!
She killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it.
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache.
"Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin brat?
Look at that! It s a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"
But I don t need it!
"Well fuck it, then break it up!
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
Alright, Ma, you win! I don t feel like arguin !
I ll do it pop it and gobble it and start wobblin ,
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I am like I am cause I m like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That s why I m on what I m on cause I m my mom.
My mom, I m just like her!
My mom, my mom, my mom (x3)
My mom, my mama
[in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain t takin this no more.
Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound]
Dr. Dre 2010!
[in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella hard, homie! Man, take us on outta here...