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Letra 'I'm Not Gay! (by Mr Garrison)'

I m Not Gay! (by Mr Garrison)

by NA
Mr. Garrison: Hey! hurry up! Your takin too long in the damn tree of insides!
You in there? My god! Where the hell did she go?
Ah! Who are you?
Mr. Garrison s gay side: Me? I am your gay side.
Mr. Garrison: My gay side? I DON T HAVE A GAY SIDE!
Gay side: You must face me!
Mr. Garrison: You ain t real. You can t be!
Gay side: It is me. Your gay self and denial of who you are. Who "we" are.
Mr. Garrison: But i m not gay!
Gay side: OH STOP IT! What about the time you looked at
Kel Sermackey s penis in the men s locker room!
Mr. Garrison: I was just comparing size!
Gay side: FOR 7 MINUTES? Oh! And what about the time you masterbaited
off to the men s swimming team!
Mr. Garrison: I was beating off to the chicks!
Gay side: THERE WERE NO CHICKS!
Mr. Garrison: Oh damn you spirit! Haunt me no more!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!
Mr. Garrison: NO!!!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!
Mr. Garrison: Alright! Alright! I m gay! I m gay! You here that everyone?
I m gay! And it... and it... and it feels good!